Not a leg
Barking up the wrong tree.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Roommates Chris and Pat were at home listening to the neighbor’s dog, which had been barking for hours and hours.
Finally, Chris jumps up and says, “I’ve had enough of this!”
He rushes downstairs and out the door. Ten minutes go by before he finally returns.
Pat says, “The dog is still barking, What have you been doing all this time?”
Chris says, “I put the dog in our backyard. Let’s see how they like it!”