The old man
Hangs in the balance.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial.
“Jury trial,” the defendant replied.
“Do you understand the difference?” asked the judge.
“Sure,” replied the defendant. “That’s where twelve idiots decide my fate instead of one.”