Cat and mouse
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Maurice and Ian are constant companions. Maurice is calm and laidback and never complains, whereas Ian is a nervous person and is always complaining about something or another.
One day, Ian says, “How do you manage to get along so well with everyone you meet, Maurice? I’d love to know.”
“Oh, that’s easy,” replies Maurice, “I just never disagree with anyone.”
“Maurice,” says Ian angrily, “I think you’re a liar!”
“Don’t I know it,” says Maurice with a smile.