Holding the bag
Can’t handle adversity.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A customer arrived at the automobile dealership to pick up his car and was told the keys had been locked inside.
He went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As he watched from the passenger side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was unlocked.
“Hey,” he announced to the technician, “it’s open!”
To which the mechanic replied, “I know – I already got that side.”