And the gold watch
Driven to distraction.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A very successful businessman parked his shiny new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver’s side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically. His Lexus was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally stopped ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disbelief.
“I can’t believe how materialistic you are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you’re not even aware your left arm is missing from the elbow down! It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”
“Help!” screamed the man. “My Rolex! My Rolex!”