Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
“Thanks for the drum set you gave me for my birthday,” little Joshua said to his uncle. “It’s the best present I ever got.”
“That’s great,” said his uncle. “Do you know how to play them yet?”
“Oh, I don’t play them,” the boy said.
“My mom gives me five dollars a week not to play during the day, and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play at night.”