Drive a hard bargain.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home.
They soon found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers, so they devised a plan to guarantee themselves some privacy.
Now, when they set up camp, they place a sign on the door of their RV:
“We’re insurance agents. Ask about our term-life package.”