You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we decided to call the customer-support phone number we found in the manual.
I picked up the phone and called the number. A man answered the phone and I explained the problem to him.
He began rattling off computer jargon. This confused me even more.
“Sir,” I said politely, “Can you explain what I should do as if I were a small child?”
“Okay,” the computer-support guy said, “Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?”