Hits pay dirt
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man walks into a hardware store and asks for a chainsaw that will cut six trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top-of-the-line model. The man is suitably impressed and buys it.
The next day he brings it back and says, “This chainsaw is defective. It would only cut down one tree and it took all gosh-darned day!”
The salesman takes the chainsaw, starts it up to see what’s wrong, and the customer asks, “What’s that noise?”