The cost of living.
Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A well-worn $1 bill and a similarly distressed $20 bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.
The $20 bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the $20 bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean."
"Wow!" said the $1 bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the $20 bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The $1 bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Catholic Church, the Lutheran Church ..."