And hard place
Has got your number.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Question: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say a cussword?
Answer: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, “BINGO!”