For the dead
Define their relationship.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A little girl and a little boy outside playing. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey, Tommy, wanna play house?”
He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?”
The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your thoughts.”
“Communicate my thoughts?” says a bewildered Tommy. “I have no idea what that means.”
The little girl says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”