You're under oath
Cuts a deal.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
When the young lawyer’s mom was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors.
Her son had already filled her in on what to expect.
Asked about the occupations of family members, the woman answered, “My son is a lawyer.”
As a follow-up, she was asked if she had ever used the services of an attorney.
“Only to mow my lawn,” she replied.