At deep discount
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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A woman who threw a dinner party, at which raw oysters, Caesar salad and curried lamb were all served, met her doctor friend on the street the following day.
“I’m sorry you weren’t able to come to my party last night,” she said. “You’ve been so busy these days, and I think it would have done you some good to have been there.”
“Your party has done me some good,” he said. “I just saw five of your dinner guests in my office.”