Fits all.
Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A drunk was walking down the sidewalk with a limp. A man coming in the opposite direction noticed that he only had on one shoe.
The man said to the drunk, "Hey buddy, what's the matter, lose a shoe?"
The drunk replied, "Nah, found one."