For the dead
Cooks up trouble.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A woman was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away, she snapped, “I can’t believe you’re asking me about supper right now! Pretend I’m out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!”
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall glass of iced tea.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, “Where’s my plate?”
“Huh? I thought you were out of town,” he replied.