Pilot wings it
Does the heavy lifting
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.
“Why didn’t you wait until your husband got home?” someone asked.
“I could have,” my mother replied, “but the couch is easier to move when he’s not on it.”