Tickles the imagination.
Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
The teacher asks: "Susan, how may fingers do you have?"
Susan: "Ten."
Teacher: "Correct. Now if you lost three of them, what would you have?"
Susan: "No more piano lessons."