As it lays
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A carrier pigeon stopped to rest on a window ledge at the Pentagon building.
Close behind him came another pigeon who stopped to talk.
“Where you going?” asked the second pigeon.
“To section M to deliver an order,” answered the first pigeon.
“What’s the number of the order?”
“234XZY-Q78955-421YYTX,” replied the first.
“Better get a move on,” said the second. “I got an order to rescind it.”