Holding the bag
Against the wall.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every
day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines
forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Recently, my husband put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it into a wall. He
took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper.
A few days later, he did it again. “I’m so embarrassed,” he moaned, reaching for the
“Why not tell him it was me this time?” I suggested.
“OK,” he said while dialing. “It worked the last time.”
joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.