A pay raise
An exercise in futility.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every
day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines
forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The first time I met my wife, she was an aerobics instructor at my health club
and I was an out-of-shape new member.
After one grueling workout, I gasped, “This is really helping me get toned.”
She looked me up and down. Feeling self-conscious, I added, “Big men run in my
She raised an eyebrow. “Apparently not enough.”
joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.