An exercise in futility.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every

day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines

forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

The first time I met my wife, she was an aerobics instructor at my health club

and I was an out-of-shape new member.

After one grueling workout, I gasped, “This is really helping me get toned.”

She looked me up and down. Feeling self-conscious, I added, “Big men run in my


She raised an eyebrow. “Apparently not enough.”

Got a great

joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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