A pay raise
For a walk in the park.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day,
WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum
and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie’s house, and Grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explains that the elderly gentleman said he was lost in the park and
couldn’t find his way home.
“Oh Morris,” said Grandma, “You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! How could
you get lost?”
Leaning close to Grandma, so the policeman couldn’t hear, Morris whispered, “I wasn’t lost, I
was just too tired to walk home.”
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