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Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its
Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of
them dislodged a tile.
“Who’s there shouted a guard. The first prisoner replied with a convincing
imitation of a cat’s meow.
Reassured, the guard when back to his rounds.
But then the second prisoner dislodged another tile. The guard repeated, “Who’s
“The other cat,” answered the prisoner.
great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.