Hit the pan
Leaves an aftertaste.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its
Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
After telling the Customs agent he had nothing in his bags but clothing, Mark
was alarmed when the official decided to open them up and check.
In the very first bag she opened, cushioned between his socks was a bottle of
“Nothing to declare but clothing, huh?”
“Right,” Mark declared. “That, madam, is my nightcap.”
great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.