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Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its
Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
A new nurse at a hospital was perplexed by Dr. Smith’s behavior.
Off and on throughout her shift, he would run up and down the hallway yelling,
“Tetanus, measles, flu!”
Very curious, the nurse asked the head nurse, “Why does Dr. Smith keep doing
“Oh, just ignore him,” the head nurse said.
“He thinks he calls all the shots around here.”
great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.