A pay raise
Tough pill to swallow.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day.
Here is today’s offering:
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.
“Is it true,” she inquired, “that the medication you prescribed has to be
taken for the rest of my life?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her.
“I’m wondering then, just how serious is my condition? Because this
prescription says ‘no refills’ on the bottle!”
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.