To paint porch
Experiences time travel.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
As a history buff, I was looking forward to staying in a hotel in Salisbury, England, that dated back to the 13th century.
But when I arrived, the hotel clerk gave me some bad news: my room was in the new section.
Disappointed, I asked when the “new” section had been built.
“In the 1600s,” she replied apologetically.