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Plays cupid.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about 25-years-old walked up and sat on his lap.

Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, “What do you want for Christmas?”

“Something for my mother, please.” said the young woman.

“Something for your mother? Well, that’s very thoughtful of you,” smiled Santa. “What do you want me to bring her?”

Without hesitation she replied, “A son-in-law!”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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