You're under oath
What he wants to hear.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
When the boss overheard one of his cashiers tell a customer, “We haven’t had it for
a while, and I doubt we’ll be getting it soon,” he quickly assured the customer that he’d
have whatever it was she wanted by next week.
After the customer left, he read the cashier the riot act.
“Never tell the customer that we’re out of anything. Tell them we’ll have it next
week,” he reprimanded her. “Now, what did she want?”
“Snow,” she replied.
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