Pass the mayonnaise
Questions the witness.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Sam, an 80-year-old man, was a witness in a burglary trial.
The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?”
“Yes,” said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods.”
“Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?”
“Yes,” replied Sam, “I know I saw him do it.”
“Sam listen, you are 80-years-old and your eyesight is probably bad. Just how far can you see at night?”
“I can see the moon. How far is that?”