Hit the pan
Man of few words.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose, but an evil witch has
cast a spell on him, and now he can say only one word a year.
So he waits 14 agonizing
years – accumulating all his words – before approaching his beloved.
Finally, the big day arrives. When he sees her, his heart skips a beat.
He gathers his
nerve, drops to his knees, and intones, “My darling, I have waited many years to say this
– will you marry me?”
The princess turns around, smiles, and says, “Pardon?”
great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.