Holding the bag
Haven’t had it in quite awhile.
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forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
I was listening to my employees working one day, and I overheard a cashier tell a customer, “We haven’t had it for a while, and I doubt we’ll be getting it soon.”
I stepped in quickly to assure the customer that we would have whatever it was she wanted by next week.
After she left, I read the cashier the riot act.
“Never tell the customer that we’re out of anything. Tell them we’ll have it next week,” I instructed her. “Now, what did she want?”