You're under oath
Of Michael’s future father-in-law.
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His girlfriend’s father was interviewing young Michael.
“So,” said that impressive personage, “you want to be my son-in-law, do you?”
“Not particularly,” said Michael, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, do I?”