Pass the mayonnaise
Hard to find.
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A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. “Are you looking to hire
any help?” she asked.
“No,” he replied. “We already have all the employees we need.”
“Great, then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?” she snapped.
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