Hit the pan
A new leaf.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree. The leaf had been pressed in between pages.
“Momma, look what I found”, the boy called out.
“What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice he answered: “It’s Adam’s suit!”