Under scrutiny.
Editor's note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
today's offering:
A counterfeiter decided that the easiest way to pass off his phony $18 bills
would be to unload them in some small rural town, so he drove until he found a
tiny town with a single general merchandise store.
He entered the store, went up to the counter and handed one of the bogus
bills to the man behind the counter. "Could you change this for me, please?"
The store clerk looked at the bill and replied, "Of course I can. Would you
prefer two $9 bills or three $6 bills?"