You're under oath
Turns to work.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A teacher and his wife were sitting at the dinner table when the wife asked, “Anything new at work?”
“No,” he replied. “I teach history, remember.”