Lie.
Editor's note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
today's offering:
Q: What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do in bed?
A: Stay up all night and wonder if there's a Dog.
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