Depends on outlook
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its
Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
A man has a racehorse that never won a race. The man says in disgust, “Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.”
The starting gate opens and all the horses take off running except for the man’s
horse which is lying there asleep on the track.
He kicks the horse and asks, “Why are you sleeping?”
The sleepy horse raises his head and says, “I have to get up at 3 o’clock in the
great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.