From the movies
Goes as planned.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its
Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
A man was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, then eat regularly
again for two days then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for two weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds.”
When the man returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The man nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead
on the third day.”
“From the hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.
“No, from the skipping.”
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Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
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