No laughing matter.
Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
Tony was a pianist and was practicing late one night.
There was a tap on the door and when he opened it his landlord was standing outside.
"Do you know there is a sick lady upstairs?" he snarled.
Tony answered, "No, but if you hum a few bars I'll give it a shot."