Off the market.
Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
The phone rang in the stockbroker's office.
"May I speak with Mr. Bradford?"
"I'm sorry. Mr. Bradford is on another line."
This is Mr. Ingram's office. We'd like to know if he's bullish or bearish right now."
"He's talking to his wife. I'd say he's sheepish."