A real turkey
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its
Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s
When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring
her a few items from home. One item on her list was “comfortable underwear.”
Not sure what she considers comfortable, I asked, “How will I know which
ones to pick?”
“Hold them up and imagine them on me,” she answered. “If you smile, put
great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.