Shopping spree.
Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
After becoming frustrated with the attitude of a shopkeeper, a young gal declared, "Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said, "Why don't you go ahead and give it a try?"
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home and spotted the same young woman waist deep in murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-footer swimming toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the gal took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up on the slippery bank.
Nearby were seven more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the gal struggled mightily to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed, "Dang, this one's barefoot, too!"