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Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.
“Great,” Johnny replied.
“Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother.
“Yeah, Daddy really liked it,” exclaimed Johnny excitedly, “especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”