To lose weight
To student’s mom.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Seven-year-old John had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.
Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving.
“Wait a minute!” said his mother. “John was home for two months over the summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”