Pilot wings it
Editor’s note:Do you need something to
smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers
and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the
Day. Here is today’s offering:
The game warden put out a warning to all hikers in the area.
He advised that they wear small bells on their boots so as not to startle the bears.
To distinguish between different bears the notice read: Small bear
droppings are small and contain nuts and berries. Grizzly droppings are
much larger and contain nuts, berries and tiny little bells.
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.