You're under oath
On the lam.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to
its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
What do you call a midget fortune teller on the run from the law?
A small medium at large.
a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.