The weekend.
Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A set of jumper cables goes into a bar.
The bartender sees them and asks, "Hey, what are you doing in here?"
"Just want to have a drink and relax awhile," was the reply.
"Well, all right. Just don't start anything!"