Date?
Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its
Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's
offering:
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.
He asks his father for advice. The father replies, "My son, there are three subjects
that always work. These are food, family and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in
front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness
builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the
girl, "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says, "No" and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's
suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a
brother?" Again, the girl says, "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the
girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"
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